By kemando - 06/10/2011 10:20 - Canada

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML
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kemando 22

Damn straight. His name's rascal.

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cradle6 13

Parrots do that all the time. They want attention, or something. Just teach it some heavy metal covers of ABBA songs.

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FairyTales_fml 6

I got you beat!! My husbands little demon points his butt out and shoots poo outside of the cage...

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loserman67 35

"BAWWWAAAAKKKK - GIVE ME A ****** CRACKER BITCH, AND I AIN'T YOUR PRETTY GIRL - BAWWWWWAAKKK"

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bubo_fml 10

Punked by a parrot!

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iPoopChickens 0

Or maybe.... Your parrot doesn't like the food?

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tgbvfr 8

Poor bird is asking for something a little tastier and more nutritious than seed. A little attention wouldn't hurt either!! You try spending your life in a tiny cage with nothing but seed and water...

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bluetech 12

Tell him tastes like chicken and you LOVE chicken,

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LilyZombie 8

YDI for not teaching your bird manners :)

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Daralea 21

Yes, OP should totally spank the bird.

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