By kemando - 06/10/2011 10:20 - Canada

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML
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kemando 22

Damn straight. His name's rascal.

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cradle6 13

Parrots do that all the time. They want attention, or something. Just teach it some heavy metal covers of ABBA songs.

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NoNotTheFace 8

*Turns around and watches parrot mess the place up* You: AWW HELL NO. Parrot: Squawk. Bitches be trippin'.

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mintcar 9

Your parrot is trolling you.

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ICIRAZY 0

Do you even know what that shit means?

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skyeyez9 24

That shows how intelligent your bird is. He is thinking of ways to get your attention and tease you......very smart bird.

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mistersheezy 7

Where'd it learn that from?

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