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By UltimateFriendzone - 17/01/2016 00:22 - United States - Richmond

Today, I confronted my friend (whom I secretly love) about how she kissed me behind the school the other day. I thought she was embarrassed, so I was about to tell her I felt the same way. But before I could speak she said, "Don't worry, I just wanted to know how it felt. We're still friends!" FML

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