Today, I caught my neighbor picking my flowers out of the planter on my porch. When I said something to her, she ran off and knocked over the planter, smashing it. She is now acting like nothing happened. FML
Caimimi tells us more.
Hey OP here. I hadn't been up all that long and our dog started barking at something so I went to check it out. I open the door and there she is cutting all of my calla lily stems! I was incredibly baffled that she would just walk up onto the porch and do that. What I said to her was "Uhm.. Those are my flowers.." (such mean and rude fighting words!) She then took off like a bat out of hell while knocking off the plant pot onto the concrete below. (I think knocking it over was purely accidental but it still doesn't excuse what she was doing.) I got dressed and went next door to ask what the heck that was all about and she "informed" me that I must have mistaken her for someone else. After a few minutes of arguing I gave up and came back to clean up the mess. I figured I would just not worry about it, certainly nothing worth involving the law. On the plus side, about noon there was a knock on my door and a slightly larger, new plant pot was sitting on my porch with no one around. (I wonder who left it.. Hmmmm...) The actual act of picking the flowers doesn't bug me too terribly seeing as my niece picks the flowers almost every time one blooms. It is the lack of honesty that caused the issue for me.
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savannaharstill 8
Confront her about it and ask her to buy you a new one. If she declines, kill her
Readoll 13
Ehh, well she replaced it and is obviously crazy... so, accept the pot and don't even glance her way again
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Comments (83)
gracehi 33
Sounds to me like she's a few flowers short of an arrangement... Which might explain why she pilfered yours.
AprylAnn 23
Nice visual, and I agree. True story.
C0M1C4L 9
you people are so judgemental after reading 3 sentences which are probably exaggerated or made up
wRIPPERw 23
If it's really that bad, file a police report. If not, confront her about it.
notapotato 12
So she acted like nothing happened?
emirie 21
According to the FML, she did act like nothing happened
Jasmeent11 15
Be mature and forget about it. If this reoccurs, on the other hand...
ThatPlankton 15
Rig up another pot with an electric current for when she hoes for them again.
dachayke 16
I am nominating you for the "best idea ever award".
AprylAnn 23
You guys got some clever ideas. Remind me never to piss you off. (:
jdwmoore 5
if your a girl to knock her out
lifeisadance1 10
What did you say to her? You probably said something asshole-ish that's why you said 'after I said something to her'. Ever thought maybe that's the reason why she did that?
xmrshendersonxx 29
are you sure this wasn't in sims?
tormcn 26
Is she five? Maybe she wanted to pick flowers for Mommy. We've all been at that age.