Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
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Top comments
Marty20612 5
Wow what a asshole... He needs to learn a few things in life
Musiclover1482 9
Kick his ass to the curb.
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Comments (97)
olpally 33
Looks like he should be single for valentines day. What a douche canoe.
LumpLegacy 15
Omg I love this. Ima start calling people that. Ty
sunnyray812 42
He must be one of those bastards who blame the shit they do on other people even when caught. You don't need to be in a relationship with a guy like that. Get rid of the thief and whiner.
WCARlover 35
I think you should search for a new valentine
JunglePanfa 11
Why buy you a gift if he's going to claim you owe him for it?! That defeats the entire point of a gift. I understand it when people don't want to celebrate Valentines day for various reasons, but your boyfriend could just say that rather than pretend to be okay with it and then steal from you. Sounds like he's either too ashamed / guilty of you catching him out, so he is trying to deny doing anything wrong, or he's simply not a very nice guy :(
slasher2808 11
time to get out I think, prob not the 1st time and if you didn't catch it wouldn't have been his last.
reneetlovesyou 30
What a dick move.
purebliss_fml 19
Terrible boyfriend. You don't owe him shit, if he's going to buy you flowers, he pays, not you.
Ghost_Kaulitz 16
Maybe you should end it...Darling,You deserve better than him...He sounds like an ass.
tatertotx3 16
Causing an argument before valentines day, real smooth. Jerk.
finalyearsofhate 22
I hope you mean ex.