Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
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Top comments
Marty20612 5
Wow what a asshole... He needs to learn a few things in life
Musiclover1482 9
Kick his ass to the curb.
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Comments (97)
Thunderstruck14 30
Hey, stealing isn't okay. I hope OP has a serious talk with this boyfriend and lays down the law. If he had something against Valentines Day, he could have just said so instead of being an asshole about it and sulking because he didn't want to get you flowers.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Take it back and argue that he owes you pay for cooking or cleaning or sexual services. If he tries to argue that those things are your job argue that buying you flowers is his and he clearly owes you more than you owe him. Then hold your hand out and demand the excess. Xxx
siggy_mcsigx 22
Gender role, gender stereotyping everywhereeee.
metalcrazed 21
You can't make a person pay for that,it's illegal.
siggy_mcsigx 22
1. Flowers are on sale everywhere and sounds like this guy won't be buying you a lavish expensive bouquet anyway. 2. Although I am definitely for women reciprocating on V day, a gift is a gift and should come from the heart without expectation. 3. He sounds manipulative and insecure and petulant. RED FLAG. Leave him!
Musiclover1482 9
Like i said earlier kick his ass to the curb. He doesn't need an explanation because he's a jerk and a thief. No rightful man would steal from his gf and on top of that put blame on her. He's a scumbag and should be treated as such. Go find yourself a respectable man and keep your chin up OP.
nightchan 3
Dump his ass. You don't owe him for flowers.
rec_chem 22
Sounds like a new boyfriend is in order.
theorist3 7
Time for an upgrade... Ditch the tight-ass, broke-ass loser!!!
Mozes52771195 5
Everybody (or at least every man) knows that.
robertmil90 10
leave him
nyx813 3
I hope you mean "ex-boyfriend"