Animals: Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door,... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML

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dhollis61 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 12:10

Urain lol XD

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Thursday 3 November 2011 12:09

Well that's a pleasant thought.

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Tuesday 14 October 2014 6:57

This is the most poetic and eloquently written FML about piss I've ever read.

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Tuesday 15 February 2022 5:37

I'm confused. Why would the litter box be outside to begin with?

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