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Anonyme Vendenheim, France

Today, I came back from the hospital after back surgery which required putting screws in my spine. My children spent all day trying to stick magnets on my back. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Tell them that this only step one to you getting your Adamantium skeleton and becoming Wolverine.

To bad about the back surgery and why it lead to that. But it's quite awesome that you now can have magnets attached to you, and that you can play with your kids in that way. Especially when you probably can't play with them in much other ways right now.

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Wow, you're screwed -- on so many levels.

Hurr hurr hurr...

Tell your children that you're fine, now, and that they can go back to their own families. For Christ's sake, Jeff is going to be 35 next month!

Then parent your children, teach them that it's disrespectful and they can't do that. Parent your children instead of whine about it online.

Agoodperspn1990 11

Doesn't work! The metal detectors at the airport don't go off either! I had the same kind of surgery back in 2003 and since I went through all that shit, you'd think we'd get to have a little fun with the new hardware, nope just a big ass scar.

they were just trying to see if u could be a real life Optimus Prime

I'm curious... were they successful?

Alsace? Such a nice region! Strasbourg is beautiful.

Was it for scoliosis?

Be careful with that surgery stuff. You just paid for that doctors vacation to the Carribean.