Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand. He was crying. I thought I would be a good Samaritan and see if he was okay. After 15 minutes of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me. FML
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Yeah I know it was stupid, but I'm a good person.. I help work at social care and I hate seeing people upset. It was all in good intention, fair enough I maybe shouldn't have spoke to him and I deserved what I got I was only trying to be nice in the end. And saying I copied jesus' story is pathetic.
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nadimishka 8
Nothing wrong with being a good person, OP. Blessing and a curse sometimes.
Matty1188 6
At least you tried.
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Comments (129)
saltycookies 5
If I came across a drunk guy crying on the sidewalk I'd be mugging him
justin1104lee 0
at least he didn't rape u
RainbowHeadache 2
This is what people get for caring. What is this world coming to...
juterna 0
have you always lived in Oklahoma?
Cairo_Sanchez 8
well... karma will see that you tried and bring something good to you.
Wheredidgrungego 12
You got mugged by a drunk old man? You couldn't fight back or run away? Seriously?
pocketfulofsunsh 0
lol fyl
HeavyMetalViking 0
If his life sucked, he should have posted on FML and not cried by himself. YDI for not spotting the fake.
iEatcheesee 0
I think you shouldn't had spoken to him. :/
johnwhite29 0
go back another day and you can exact revenge. then you Will feel better. maybe take his drink away and let him watch you pour it down the drain. lol.
harbqll 0
You stopped to talked to a wino, which gave him the opportunity to assess your weakness. YDI for being an idiot.