Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML
Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML
Today, I called my mom from Australia. I have been abroad for two months and hadn't talked to her in a long time. A few minutes into the conversation my moms stops me and says this call must cost a fortune and hangs up on me. A few bucks in more important to her then me. FML
Today, I texted my mom and had to explain to her that calling me repeatedly at 2 a.m. because you're bored and want to talk is not really a good idea. Seriously, nothing happened, she just wanted to chat because she had nothing else to do. Her response to my message? She started calling me again. FML
Today, while I was sitting in the living room with my mother, my phone rang. She immediately exclaimed, "I'm not calling you! Why is it going off?" She was serious. My own mother doesn't believe people talk to me. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Bitch! Next time she calls you with something important hang up on her and then ignore her phonecalls for a while.
had_a_bad_day 0
Shoulda gone with the swine flu answer
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Comments (73)
jenhotindacity 0
What a b**ch! Don't call her anymore! The next time she calls you, ask her the same thing, and when she says she's fine, then hang up on her. Maybe then she will remember what she is doing.
kfnnnp 0
lol what is it with people and swine flu? It's barely any different from normal flu =/ By the way, your mum's a bitch.
arela 0
rejected by your own mom ouch
keezybaby_fml 0
Maybe your mom was in the middle of something more important than you (and possibly your whining). Like making you an older sibling to someone...
jet_fml 0
#13, gtfo. She said she wanted to talk to her mom BECAUSE SHE MISSED HER, not because she wanted to talk about herself. You're a douche.
PYLrulz 17
What an f-ing bitch. I agree with #1, and do that whenever she calls.
kiko1544463 0
dats rly f***** up i agree wit #1
crap09 0
Swine Flu FTW!
ILoveJace01 0
There goes her birthday present, and here comes the decision for her nursing home when she's old.
alwaysalady 0
How can you not call your mom often? I talk to my mom every day.