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By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia
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You Deserve it. and you ain't gettin him back. Stop you bitchin. You Lost, He Won. Game over. Do feel sorry for you if you think you deserve a nice guy like that in your life. You deserve a dog who'll follow you where you go, not a man. Good thing for you ex, cause he Manned up - Props to him :) Learn something so you don't fk up next time. and won't feel bad if he goes cause obviously you still have feelings for him. Plenty of fish in the sea
you gotta mean it if you do it hun.
So you dump him and am all upset because he moved on right after, because you'll feel better if he had cried.
agreed with #8 "Make threats not promises"
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OP - You're an idiot. Either you meant to break up with him, in which case you shouldn't apologize for it and presumably try to take him back, or you broke up with him in a fit of rage in which case you deserve it because you didn't control yourself enough to not say something you don't mean.
Why did you break up with him them? YDI