Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML
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Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
Today, I decided to snack on some M&M's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my M&M's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the M&M off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an M&M. It was a dead beetle. FML
Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML
Today, I bit into my egg sandwich, and when I looked back into it, there were 5 long, gray, hairs leading from the sandwich into my mouth. FML
Today, I was drinking from a cup with a built-in straw. After taking a long sip, I noticed a weird taste. Upon investigation, I found a small caterpillar wedged inside the straw. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
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mcsnelly 5
sitting on your desk for awhile? How long a while is this? If it's like a day, FYL. If it'd been sitting out for like a month, then YDI for eating something that's been sitting out for that long.
Eternity_fml 0
What sucks more is the feeling and memory you get when you see another Reese's.
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Comments (186)
lologirl419 0
EWW!!! Why would you eat something that's been sitting out on your desk for longer than like five minutes? YDI, but also FYL cause that's just gross. DX
Hyperotretian 2
"The only difference between this and my experience is that my Reese's was full of little white worms, not one big one." "damn. worms are disgusting!! Like 6 years ago I thought i was coming down with something and then when I went to blow my nose a maggot came out! It was covered in snot and wiggling too. I don't think I'll ever live that down." WHY. WHY, GOD, WHYYYYYY. Dx ;_;
summer66_fml 0
i love reeses!!!! thanks for ruining them for me!! but i love #37's comment...
FullFrontalFail 0
#156: Because God is a sick ****. And I'm a Christian that sings in the choir weekly, too. But wouldn't we all be if we had omnipotent power?
ellbtvsvm 0
Oh my *god*...I would cry.
bpierce19 0
That happened to my mom one time. She hasn't ate a peanut butter cup in years
bsaucedo 0
im throwing up right now, kbyeeee .
VroomVroomVroom 0
EW WTF EHHHH
charlesdemar 0
ew, that's gross. fyl indeed.
woozycruzzy8D 0
Oh. My. God.