Health: Today, I began to come down with a bad stomach bug at school.... - FML

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By sastgamer - 28/04/2016 15:29 - United States - Brainerd

Today, I began to come down with a bad stomach bug at school. however, since I had already had 10 days of sick leave, the nurse was not willing to believe that I was sick. Luckily, she believed me after I coughed so hard I vomited redness all over my shirt sleeve, her shoes, and mine. FML.

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Emma1562 35

Friday 29 April 2016 4:05

at least you didn't have to stay at school with a stomach bug

Jakuri 12

Friday 29 April 2016 4:46

Reminds me of what happened to me at work one day....although, I still had sick days left. My supervisor didn't believe I was actually feeling ill till I wound up vomiting behind one of the cash registers.

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Emma1562 35

Friday 29 April 2016 4:05

at least you didn't have to stay at school with a stomach bug

Jakuri 12

Friday 29 April 2016 4:46

Reminds me of what happened to me at work one day....although, I still had sick days left. My supervisor didn't believe I was actually feeling ill till I wound up vomiting behind one of the cash registers.

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