Miscellaneous: Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying... - FML

By Arlbethere - 25/02/2011 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2020 23:02

Today, I was mistaken for an employee at my grandmother's funeral. There were only twelve of us there, all family. FML

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By familyhatesme - 18/07/2014 16:30 - United States - Kingston

Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML

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By patrickalamo - 14/06/2011 14:23 - United States

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

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By Klo - 12/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was set to meet my friends at a new, trendy café. I arrived early, eager to impress, but ended up walking into the wrong café and got stuck for an hour engaged in a disturbing conversation about serial killers with a total stranger who'd deludedly mistaken me for a long-lost friend. FML

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By CloroxDoggo - 24/11/2016 00:23 - United States

Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML

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By oops - 05/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

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By Noname - 21/02/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML

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Grave error

By spyrogers1677 - 18/11/2022 00:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML

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By abbshows - 29/08/2014 18:54 - United States

Today, it was my great aunt's funeral. We all had to wait two hours for the service to begin, because they forgot to dig the grave. FML

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By too cool - 01/07/2014 03:59 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor. He was fashionably late because he couldn't find his sunglasses and had gone to buy new ones. FML

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kisalycorsis34 0

Friday 25 February 2011 16:05

How do you attend the wrong funeral? Did you notice at the beginning, or when you went to give the eulogy for "Great-grandma Suzy" and looked in the coffin to see some Chinese guy??? No, but really, I'd say it's an FML for the dead person, because they're.... kinda dead. You're just sort of an idiot.

COLOMBIANxDEVIL 2

Friday 25 February 2011 16:03

I did that once. it's no big deal just pretend to cry and see of you can get sad person sex.

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ltsmark 0

Friday 25 February 2011 16:11

Why you so stupiddddddd?

yourlifesfucked 0

Friday 25 February 2011 16:16

Just stand up and, in your best Eurotrip voice, say "THIS isn't where I left my deceased loved one's corpse!"

mintcar 9

Friday 25 February 2011 16:36

Wow OP, how does that even happen? YDI.

cptmorgan15 2

Friday 25 February 2011 16:38

I have elbows, yes I do. I have elbows, how 'bout you?

Fuzzbump 5

Friday 25 February 2011 16:38

I agree with 24

Acousticpixie14 6

Friday 25 February 2011 17:11

How can you agree with #24 when you're post #15?

SirEBC 7

Friday 25 February 2011 17:29

Pixie, that's the point, darling.

antoinemartinez 0

Friday 25 February 2011 16:42

*tries sneak out and tips over coffin*

CallMeHush 0

Friday 25 February 2011 16:58

Dumbass.

livurlife1012 2

Sunday 25 December 2011 11:24

Red Forman's voice "dumbass"

dirtyblond 4

Friday 25 February 2011 17:27

im on a horse

dirtyblond 4

Friday 25 February 2011 17:27

im on a horse

mcnally664 5

Friday 25 February 2011 17:50

bet you were dying to get out of there

Fuck_school 0

Friday 25 February 2011 18:26

lmfao

sparklestar69 1

Friday 25 February 2011 18:29

hahah your funny:)

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