Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from a long business trip. I walked in the front door to see my house was a complete mess. The first thing my son said was, "Did you bring pizza?" FML
Today, I returned home early from a week away for work. I was worried about my husband's mental health after a week alone with our two ADD kids. He wasn’t expecting me, but I was surprised to see the house cleaner than it had ever been, and our children happily reading on the couch. How did he do that? FML
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
Today, I arrived home, having just had my long hair cut and my beard shaved. My idiot daughter’s reaction when she saw me? “Who are you and how did you get in the house?” FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
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rahrah765765 11
Child : what's this daddy? (holding nair) What child heard daddy say *'that's what daddy uses on his head'* What daddy actually said "that's what daddy uses, so he gets head"
dva976 7
Maybe you shouldn't leave the nair within the child's reach. Just sayin'...
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Comments (94)
MeMareeh 0
If you have not raised boys try to refrain from blaming OP or her husband. Young boys can make perfect parents look negligent and unfit... Believe It! This is the voice of experience. I'm still amazed that I'm not in jail and that my boys survived chilhood. LOL
lambybug 0
It doesn't matter even if she had it hidden in a drawer out of reach - kids are nosy and dig through everything.
ames37 0
Eh you live you learn, at least there wasn't a trip to the hospital while you were gone.
hateevryone 15
maybe you need to leave your kids with someone else next time.
Knightof5orrow 1
Surrrreee it's always the husbands fault. YDI. Stupid bitch.
myobsession 6
No one seems to get the point. He's just a child, he'll use whatever he can get his hands on. The father should of been watching his child in the first place, then none of this would of happened. I'm sure he didn't tell his wife everything that went on while she was gone.. this was just probably the only thing he couldn't hide. Men can be sneaky, men are good liars, but it's obviously he wasn't watching the kids.
docscientist 10
Because women aren't good liars? It seems like you don't understand. Nobody can monitor their children's activity 24/7. The boy could've been in the bathroom while he did this, and as I recall, I was using the bathroom by myself at a rather young age. It could've been their bedtime and they got up an snuck around... Any number of things could've happened. Don't be a tool.
myobsession 6
I never said women aren't good liars ;) Ive used nair before. This kid was obviously left alone long enough to have some damage done to his hair. Everyone knows you have to keep a close eye on children. You know somethings wrong when they're too quiet, or crying. You can't leave children alone for long.. He obviously did.
ladycamo 0
Ok, how is it the mother's fault? While yes, toddlers are very nosy and curious, the dad could have been more attentive. My aunt has a door that leads to her living room, and keeps the doors closed and has a baby gate at the other entrance, for her son. She doesn't keep anything that the baby could mess up, or anything that could hurt the baby in there. She has him in there with a tv on cartoons and maybe a snack while she's cleaning or cooking. I suggest maybe op should have something like that in her house
Jeffers123 5
Nair?
SwtCherryPie 26
Ok so unless your husband did this as a joke i dont see how this is possible. Ive left nair on too long and have seen the after effects of other people doing so as well. It burns your skin if you dont follow the directions and a child isnt going to to follow those directions on their own. So unless there are burn marks all over his head your husband is ******* with you.
ziepher 3
well I read this and think of three words... key Locked cabinets- for caustic, irritant and dangerous chemicals, items or pharmaceuticals of any sort, around young kids. Both you and your husband need to think ahead about safety and Maybe things like this won't happen. It states it's dangerous and or irritant on the back if you read it.. Just be thankful that your kid didn't get it in his eyes and just looks like he attacked his hair. You sorta deserve it OP =)