Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML
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Today, I had an interview to be a waitress. Afterwards, I had food in the restaurant, which is where I overheard my interviewer tell the manager he wasn’t going to bother hiring “that girl I just interviewed” because "her face is nasty and she’ll put the customers off their food." FML
Today, I submitted my application to a restaurant as a server. The manager, who is more than 30 years older than me, said he'd be calling me. He later texted me asking for a date instead of giving me a job. FML
Today, I was rejected from a restaurant that I wanted to work in during summer break. I asked the reason why I got rejected and the manager told me that I'm not extroverted enough to communicate with customers. I'd applied for the kitchen job. FML
Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML
Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML
Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
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mitch_fml 0
Well, just keep in mind standards of beauty aren't universal. The people I think are pretty are usually the opposite of what most people would say.
holynemesis1208 3
you know its bad if he then offered you the dish washing position.
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oxymoron_fml 0
Agreed sue his a--, that's just wrong.
Pheonee 0
I'm so glade we don't have that system here. A random waiter seats us, random waiter 2 takes our order, random waiter 3 brings our tea, random waiter 4 brings our first course, random waiter 5 brings our second course, random waiter 6 brings the bill, random waiter 7 takes the bill, and random waiter 8 brings desert. (Sometimes random waiter 4 and 6 are the same person.) But seriously, that's stupid. ._. Beauty equals people skills not. At least you'll make a deal more.
Jimmy_fml 0
lol at all the jealous girls on this page dissing the host because they were denied the position. but yea, flirting with the hostess is short lived. you got the waitress all night ^_^
nicholai 0
Know your role.
OMGyoupeople 0
awwwwwwwwwww that sucks! i bet youre gorgeous!
wasabipeas 0
"oh, so why aren't you hostessing then?"
spockezri 0
Sounds, like others have said, like grounds for suing. Discrimination.
hahaohwell 0
its true he just wants to make money so what
crueltyinc 0
Wow... wat an ass. That's alright though, the translation: "Sorry hun, the guys coming through want a **** that'll make their wives jealously drape themselves over their husbands in protection. Good for business."
Madame_Javert 4
I'm not saying I agree with the manager's position, but what the hell gives you the right to call a pretty girl a ****? Because someone's attractive, they're automatically slutty? Jerk.
oogyboogy 6
Yup that's Italian But, Come on that's jet the way it is you need to have a nice restraunt and that means having attactive women