Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML
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frediqqq 8
Hi, OP here, yes it was The Enmore, and it was a great show. I actually went to see Apocalyptica, Manson was just an extra. I really don't know how it got in my crack, I was wearing clothes (a tight dress AND stockings). I was on the barrier, and right in front of the cannon. I was shaking it out of my hair all the way home, and thought I had gotten the most of it out. Unfortunately when I got undressed I found it had gotten into my clothes too, under my bra, all over my back. There was just so much of the stuff, the floor was thick with it! Needless to say I avoided Manson at Soundwave yesterday. I did see a bunch of glitter on the ground though when I went to the stage after for a different band! Haha herpes of the craft world - love it!
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clumsylobster 17
How the heck does it get down there? Open your butt and face the cannon?
fifi125 21
How does that even happen? Did you not have pants on or something?
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Fmlreadermostly 20
Ah. You've been assaulted with the herpes of the arts and crafts world! Wait until someone spots a piece of glitter on you in a week, and you won't know HOW it got there. Ugh
Aurora25 29
Were you bending over for someone at the time or something? Or you one of those dudes who doesn't know how to dress themselves so wear their pants below their ass?
VampOfSavannah 31
Somehow, I doubt that a man who sags his pants would be into MM.
thlanyka 13
Don't complain at least you got to see him!!! m/ i wouldnt mind having glitter anywhere if it meant i got to see him XD
SnowSakura 25
He's not what he used to be...not anymore.
thlanyka 13
I don't really care i have been a fan of him for a really long time and it would mean a lot if I actually got to see him. I saw alice cooper and he was still rockin :)
wallmaria 15
LOL
jcshadow 16
Unless you have a job where you often show your ass crack and it has to be a manly ass crack, I don't see the problem. You got to go to see Marilyn Manson!
MissMorgue 1
Don't feel too down. He once spat into the crowd and it landed right in my eye.
Posthuman 26
How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
jimmayiscool 8
Sorry meralyn Manson is not metal it is garbage
Thnks_Fr_Th_Bnds 15
i went to one of his concerts and the same thing happened. i have a question for Manson tho since when is glitter so metal XD
Knarrf 3
That is both entertaining and unfortunate.