Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML
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frediqqq 8
Hi, OP here, yes it was The Enmore, and it was a great show. I actually went to see Apocalyptica, Manson was just an extra. I really don't know how it got in my crack, I was wearing clothes (a tight dress AND stockings). I was on the barrier, and right in front of the cannon. I was shaking it out of my hair all the way home, and thought I had gotten the most of it out. Unfortunately when I got undressed I found it had gotten into my clothes too, under my bra, all over my back. There was just so much of the stuff, the floor was thick with it! Needless to say I avoided Manson at Soundwave yesterday. I did see a bunch of glitter on the ground though when I went to the stage after for a different band! Haha herpes of the craft world - love it!
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clumsylobster 17
How the heck does it get down there? Open your butt and face the cannon?
fifi125 21
How does that even happen? Did you not have pants on or something?
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Comments (105)
turtlechickenpie 4
Did you gt raped by a unicorn
emi_alejandra 23
Where you naked or something?
disturbedchyk 11
nothing says metal like glitter in your ass
Kramer1998 20
There must be a follow up
StunninW 11
That's quite a concert, wow
aliseodactyl 20
Marilyn really loves his confetti cannons, had them when I went a few years ago as well hahaha
AlwaysWatching 27
That sounds really awesome to me. 12/10
xtherocklord421x 3
metal for the win
phreaker913 21
manson isnt metal anymore. not really.... he got soft as he got old... such a shame really.
yolololol3 17
Glitter.....
VampOfSavannah 31
Well said.