Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML
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frediqqq 8
Hi, OP here, yes it was The Enmore, and it was a great show. I actually went to see Apocalyptica, Manson was just an extra. I really don't know how it got in my crack, I was wearing clothes (a tight dress AND stockings). I was on the barrier, and right in front of the cannon. I was shaking it out of my hair all the way home, and thought I had gotten the most of it out. Unfortunately when I got undressed I found it had gotten into my clothes too, under my bra, all over my back. There was just so much of the stuff, the floor was thick with it! Needless to say I avoided Manson at Soundwave yesterday. I did see a bunch of glitter on the ground though when I went to the stage after for a different band! Haha herpes of the craft world - love it!
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clumsylobster 17
How the heck does it get down there? Open your butt and face the cannon?
fifi125 21
How does that even happen? Did you not have pants on or something?
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usmc_sean 8
YDI for going to a Manson concert..
YouKnowIMeantMe_ 21
Yeah... I really would like to know where did the confettis and glitter fit into the concert. Did they release the cannon while playing The Beautiful People? Slutgarden? The Bright Young Things? This is Halloween? If I Was Your Vampire? Ka-boom Ka-boom? You're So Vain? Cupid Carries a Gun? A couple of decades ago you could've had ended up with burnt hair, so this is a improvement. Maybe.
Cavalier17 4
The beautiful people, I believe. Seeing as I was there, I have it on good authority. I will admit that "You're so vain" would have been a better song to play than "Personal Jesus", a Depeche Mode cover.
YouKnowIMeantMe_ 21
I'm not a big fan of either Tainted Love, Personal Jesus or You're so Vain. I do like Sweet Dreams (obviously) and This is Halloween. Their originals always win over the covers though, it's a huge difference in depth. But ah, I'm jealous of you all that were there!
oops6663 26
During Irresponsible Hate Anthem right before Coma White.
Cavalier17 4
I was at that concert, man. Shit was rocking!
genericfmluser 17
I am seeing Manson in April, if he pulls this crap I will lose my shit.
PimpNasty16 13
Please reply to this, were you at the enmore theater? Sydney?
SPFINATOR1993 10
That may be the greatest statement i read all day long.
SammiixSue 13
I went to a KE$HA concert a few years ago and inhaled glitter. I was also scrubbing glitter off my body/out of my hair for weeks. I feel your pain.
MarkToast 19
say hi to all the bands for me, I almost made it to Soundwave
R2Dee2 10
Did I miss something, is Marilyn Manson the new code for strip club!?
PinkIsPower 10
Not sure how that happened.