Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
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Today, I met a wonderful man and agreed to go on a date. Halfway through the date, he started telling about how much he hates his wife. And his four kids. I texted him after I walked out, saying not to call me again. He agreed. His wife didn't. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
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NoirSpartan 11
Maybe you misunderstood him when he said date, but meant instead to have a casual meeting amongst friends. If he truly is a nice guy then I'm sure he means no harm.
Blodwast 16
Probably not a date on his part as he wouldn't have told you otherwise.
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Comments (58)
lostinareverie 21
There's always a catch!
Shmatterhorn 38
And...that's when you ask for the check.
12BananaButt20 10
ask to borrow his phone.. call his wife and tell her
bigblueelephant 5
Quite a similar situation actually happened to my Mother in Law. She was seeing this guy and about the third date he told her he had a wife and kids. He apparently thought she, and his wife, would be OK with this.
9onbreak78 11
Or, him and his wife are in an Open Marriage. It's becoming more common
iShitOnOptimus 7
just be happy he said somethng. well, depending on what you're into, it may worth your while.