By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
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Same thing different taste

Play that Blink 182 song

By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
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You deserved it 380

Comments

you gotta run run run run run, take a track or two!

rrawrrrachel 0
princessjasmine2_fml 0

Can you say, one night stand?

Tell her you have a foot fetish... Then she might stop stalking you.

Mr_Darkside 5

wow your gonna sound like a jerk when you explain the mistake to her... good luck with that