Love: Today, I accidentally let out a small fart in front of my boyfriend....

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By Becca34 - 14/07/2016 01:42 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I accidentally let out a small fart in front of my boyfriend. Now, he won't stop ripping huge ones, trying to one up me. FML.

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SquilliamFancy 15

Thursday 14 July 2016 16:58

So... Snarp? (Sneeze, fart, and burp all at once?) That'll show him.

gamerlaura 13

Friday 15 July 2016 0:17

eat cheese, apples and drink lots of coke that will show him women can fart more and louder than men. but now your both comfortable in front of each other burping and farting is just a natural thing now

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SquilliamFancy 15

Thursday 14 July 2016 16:58

So... Snarp? (Sneeze, fart, and burp all at once?) That'll show him.

EwahWeeWah 21

Thursday 14 July 2016 19:24

Eat loads of broccoli's and show him who's boss

davidisin 14

Thursday 14 July 2016 19:25

It is quite common for the male to show dominance.

gamerlaura 13

Friday 15 July 2016 0:17

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