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By justwhenithoughtitwouldworkout - 22/01/2016 02:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I accidentally left my window rolled down partially in my car. Today also happened to be the first day I drove my new car with its brand new leather seats. It started torrentially raining halfway through the day and I had to drive home with a puddle in my car. FML

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