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tobuscus9412

Today, I "accidentally" kissed another girl while wasted at a party. My friend convinced me being honest was the right thing to do, so I told my girlfriend. She broke up with me on the spot. FML

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Well you can sort of see her point - this time it was an "accidental" kiss. Next time it might be an "accidental" anal threesome. Once she can't trust you it's going to end badly.

Do you really expect anyone to feel bad for you for cheating? Smh FHL because now she might have trouble trusting guys... YDI

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I hope you have to eat some bluewaffle for the rest of your life

no ******* shit. what the hell were you expecting? and its not even the fact you told her. its the fact you kissed someone else, you get that right ?

writergirl1029 17

Jerk.

**** her life, it must suck for her to date someone who gets drunk off their ass and then cheats on her.

YDI for getting that drunk

Well since it was "accidental" you 100% deserve it.

Did you mean to use quotation marks? Those usually show sarcasm, meaning you really did mean to get drunk and kiss another girl, meaning you are an asshole and should be dumped. So I am kind of missing the fml here...

If you get drunk enough to have those kind of "accidents" then you deserve to be dumped.

"drunk words are sober thoughts".... that applies to actions as well, cheating dipshit.

You deserve it..next time you will accidentally fall on a ******