Money and Holidays: Today, Christmas is around the corner. I ordered my mom's gift... - FML

By xloverin - 16/12/2017 01:30 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, Christmas is around the corner. I ordered my mom's gift in August to avoid Christmas shopping madness and hid it so she wouldn't find it. Now I can't find it either. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Saturday 16 December 2017 1:35

You've still got nine days to find it, at least. Just search the house when Mom's not home. On another note, she may have found it, and hid it somewhere to prank you.

TeachAllTheMath 19

Saturday 16 December 2017 2:21

It’s a house, it can only be so many places. Just keep at it, and good luck!

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ChuckChuckyLukeMrCowboy 5

Tuesday 19 December 2017 5:39

Look in the most obvious place you couldn't possibly believe it was. like the basement where you keep all your dead bodies yeehaw Texas

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