Miscellaneous: Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that...

By whatgoesaround - 15/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Princeton

Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML

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By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2014 15:28 - Sweden - Kung?lv

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

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You deserved it 14 080

By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 718

By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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Fetishizating weeboos are cringe

By wtfffbro - 02/10/2022 15:30 - United States - Arlington

Today, after I randomly ghosted an ex-friend and blocked her on my social media a few years ago for being too obsessed with Asian culture, I also saw the same girl making out with the same guy I’ve had a crush on the last few weeks. They’ve already started dating as of last night. Karma: 1 Me: 0. FML

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You deserved it 1 152

Parental love

By Anonymous - 15/04/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my toxic daughter learned that yelling at a biker chick won’t just get her an argument, it will get her several broken bones and a concussion. The FML is that I now have to take care of her with her broken leg for six weeks. I hate her; she’s such a bitch to everyone. FML

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Fine dining and ball pits don't mix

By Anonymous - 13/10/2022 16:00

Today, a nasty brat at the restaurant finally tripped up while running around uncontrollably, and hurt himself. I commented to my wife that "karma finally struck." The brat's mom heard me and threw my keys into the kids' ball pit. It’s been over an hour and even the bar staff can’t find my damn keys. FML

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You deserved it 588

jennaboo 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:41

Yup, karma is a bitch.

Judge_Mental 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:43

Falling up the stairs?

Comments

englishmuffin 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:05

I would say YDI, but you know what? I don't blame you. Some girls are just absolute bitches in high school for no apparent reason. And who doesn't enjoy it when a mean person gets what they deserve? We've all thought it at some point or another.

bmx5S5 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:16

its not karma, its just coincidence ur an idiot if u believe in that crap

CryingHowls 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:25

someone that used to pick on me a lot became fat too haha but i didn't make a big fuss about it by doing what you did now i'm glad i didn't.

tiemoon37 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:26

^_^ nice reply

uSuck 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:30

who cares? a wrist heals, fat and ugly doesnt!!

Klabauterpete 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:30

Also it's not really am FML. You're a "big believer in karma"? So something must happen, when you do slightly bad things like you did? It should be a MLIA, cause your believes have been proven true...

ShetHappensxx 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:33

Karma is a biaatch lol

nikki1001 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:04

Ha, sounds like my life. A few weeks ago I accidentally broke a Jesus statue, and as I went to take it (and some other trash) to the dumpster, the peice of the [ceramic] statue that was broken cut my arm. I bled everywhere and ruined one of my favorite shirts. Even though it was an accident, the only way I could describe the situation was karma. Anyway, that's why you're only supposed to do GOOD things, so then you get good karma, not bad.