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By nogravyplease - 30/05/2016 03:24 - United States

Today, at work, I was yelled at by a mom for putting gravy on her daughter's mashed potatoes, even though her daughter asked for it. Later, when her daughter put gravy on her potatoes, I was yelled at again for "corrupting" her mind. FML

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ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 30 May 2016 23:25

Mashed potatoes without gravy is like eggs without bacon.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 1 June 2016 0:00

To be fair, eggs without bacon is alright... .... What the hell am I saying!!!! Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Baconnnnnn!

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ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 30 May 2016 23:25

Mashed potatoes without gravy is like eggs without bacon.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 1 June 2016 0:00

To be fair, eggs without bacon is alright... .... What the hell am I saying!!!! Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Baconnnnnn!

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