ellibits
United Kingdom
Today, at my work at a designer clothing store, we received a list of photos from the police of known shoplifters. My coworkers were looking at the list saying "Eugh, look at that one: you'd shoplift with a face like that". I walked over and saw that they were looking at a photo of my boyfriend. FML
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jillz 0
You should be happy to have a nice easy warning like this. Now you can get out clean, BEFORE he becomes too much a pain in your ass.
ihatestupidppl 0
Am I the only one who doesn't get what "you'd shoplift with a face like that" is supposed to mean? I get the FML itself; obviously, OP just learned their bf is unattractive AND a thief all at once. What I don't get is what shoplifting and attractiveness have to do with each other...
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TriniRockStar 0
dump him!
AshleyRose784 0
what the hell is "eugh" supposed to sound like?
youreawhore 0
It sounds like 'eww-ughh'. We just thought it'd be easier to put two sounds of disgust into one.
Inoku 0
It sounds like... "eugh." Like "ugh" but the vowel sound is closer to the front of your mouth. Seriously, who needs to ask what onomatopoeias sound like?
Vagrarian 2
YDI for having a job....
Brendan3693 0
cuz u don't?
plexico 3
Generally, no, but when designer clothes are involved, all bets are off.
youreawhore 0
Can I ask which is more upsetting: the fact that your boyfriend shoplifts or that your boyfriend is unattractive?
mickyblueeyes 0
YDI for going against nature. Its called karma
nando92 0
that was really messed up, so what if he's gay
Ladyem_fml 0
Yeah, hopefully karma gets you for being a jackass.
ihatestupidppl 0
Am I the only one who doesn't get what "you'd shoplift with a face like that" is supposed to mean? I get the FML itself; obviously, OP just learned their bf is unattractive AND a thief all at once. What I don't get is what shoplifting and attractiveness have to do with each other...
Intoxicunt 5
Maybe they meant, "He's so ugly, he probably got picked on as a kid to the point of becoming a disagreeable person who hates the world. Thus, he shoplifts to get back at the "pretty" people working there." =/
DrunkenValor 0
I don't think you 'learn' your significant other is unattractive, they either are or they aren't.
ihatestupidppl 0
Well, I guess I should have said "learned" that other people consider the bf unattractive. Attractiveness, after all, is subjective: I'm sure if they got up to the point of being in a relationship, OP must have found him attractive. And lol Intoxicunt, that explanation works for me.
xkat356 0
It's a 'he', actually... OP: Not really an FML, since now you have a good excuse to be rid of your shitty boyfriend.
blueem2 0
******* fag.
Whatever80 0
**** You Cause I Bet You Anything Someone You Know Is Gay :)
DrunkenValor 0
I look like a shoplifter.
Intoxicunt 5
You do.
canucksrule88 0
LOL oh plexico