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Today, at my work at a designer clothing store, we received a list of photos from the police of known shoplifters. My coworkers were looking at the list saying "Eugh, look at that one: you'd shoplift with a face like that". I walked over and saw that they were looking at a photo of my boyfriend. FML

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ellibits 0

Hi, I am the original poster, and I don't think he's ugly; just his mugshot isn't exactly flattering. But whose is?! Apparently he used to steal a long time ago to overcompensate being secretly gay. Whatever, he's no longer my problem.

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jillz 0

You should be happy to have a nice easy warning like this. Now you can get out clean, BEFORE he becomes too much a pain in your ass.

ihatestupidppl 0

Am I the only one who doesn't get what "you'd shoplift with a face like that" is supposed to mean? I get the FML itself; obviously, OP just learned their bf is unattractive AND a thief all at once. What I don't get is what shoplifting and attractiveness have to do with each other...

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Comments (71)

carlover 0

so ugly people shoplift? wtf kind of rationale is that lol.

machoman1 0

YDI for enjoying wang in your mouth and getting with an ugly dude. dude.

ROLLSROYCE 0

I think that is a sign.... u have one ugly ass boyfriend

Christina21 2

LOL, Damn

Jim_Sheebie 0

Haha YDI for dating other men, ******.

Whatever80 0

Bro Stfu . What Would Happen If Your Cousin Or Best Friend Was Gay Would Hate Them Or Stop Hanging Out Them Cause They Like The Same Sex ? OR Would You Continue Hanging Out With Them Cause Its Fun Hanging Out With Them And You Have KNow Them Your Whole Life ? Have With Your Life Cause Trust Me EveryWhere Go There Is Gay People :)

Dale_xD 15

I don't understand why people don't like other people for being gay. It's not a choice, you're born like that. I'm bisexual myself, and it really pisses me off when people slag me off. They don't even have the courage to do it to my face either. But even then, it rarely happens. OP, ignore these *****, you don't deserve that kind of abuse.

martic835 2

Please don't tell them you know him. You'll be fired and they might accuse you of being a their too.

Whatever80 0

# 59 Have Fun With Your Life Cause Everywhere You Go Is Gay People :)

DisappearingRose 18

Haha I love gays :D