Love: Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner... - FML

By Username - 17/03/2010 00:46 - France

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

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You deserved it 6 643

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2025 17:00 - United States

Today, at sparring, I got paired up with a girl, who said, "Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl!" Thirty seconds into the match, she was on the floor whimpering and crying. Now everyone is whispering and glaring at me. FML

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By katybaby - 09/12/2010 17:15 - United States

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:31 - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

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By Dad - 21/08/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Clearwater

Today, I found out my coworker was arrested for beating the crap out of his wife. I gave him a serious pep talk yesterday where I told him to stop taking her shit and start standing up for himself. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2021 16:01

Today, thanks to my ex-husband's misogyny, my son is now convinced girls are inherently weaker and that if he had to, he could beat any woman in a fight, even if she was a trained martial artist or a soldier, because, "Men are the stronger gender." I can kick both their asses, husband and son. FML

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Stay out of it

By Muddy - 28/12/2025 00:00

Today, my disgusting coworker made a comment about "women versus accountability" and I couldn't even yell at him for being a sexist scumbucket, because my wife threw coffee at me yesterday for pointing out that she'd left the chips open and they went stale. FML

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A long way to go…

By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 18:40 - Latvia - Riga

Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML

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Luckster 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:10

I already know I'm going to hate 95% of the comments on this one.

kimuchi_warui 4

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:56

wow, someone just turned twelve.

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cheese_fml 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 5:46

true true my wife deserves it

shaner775 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 6:34

hahah HIGH FIVE!!!

HeavyMetalHottie 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 20:05

lol yeah. give us chicken salad sandwiches and tongue **** our assholes. *giggles* whenever yew get home from WORK!

ajp156 1

Thursday 8 April 2010 6:18

lazy ass go to work and make ur own money

juneislamme 0

Monday 22 March 2010 1:59

hahahahahahahahahaahahhaaha oh man

tme829 1

Monday 22 March 2010 2:03

hahaha that is hilarious

soup111 0

Monday 22 March 2010 2:29

ur partner is ****** up

MrFlintstone 5

Monday 22 March 2010 3:52

with deserve in caps does that mean you agree with him / her

AuntJemimaWaffle 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 6:21

your friend is someone who will make a difference in this world... hes a ******* badass!

ratrodhoney 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 23:04

Define beaten?

TiNyBuBbLeZ 0

Friday 26 March 2010 23:13

think about it wat would jesus do. jesus would have... A.kicked her ass to a bloody pulp B.said srry and had sex with her or C.would have gone to mexico and started a killing spree and ****** up every single jew John 3:16

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