Intimacy: Today, as usual, I was walking around the house naked. my fiance... - FML

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By courtzzz23 - 29/04/2016 23:04 - United States - Seville

Today, as usual, I was walking around the house naked. my fiance bring me a outfit and winks. he would rather see me in slutty clothing than naked. FML

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ChristinePi 36

Saturday 30 April 2016 11:31

Taking clothes off can be a fun part of foreplay. If you're always naked maybe he misses it.

kisses14 9

Saturday 30 April 2016 10:20

He's just used to seeing you naked. It's no longer a turn on.

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kisses14 9

Saturday 30 April 2016 10:20

He's just used to seeing you naked. It's no longer a turn on.

ChristinePi 36

Saturday 30 April 2016 11:31

Taking clothes off can be a fun part of foreplay. If you're always naked maybe he misses it.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Sunday 1 May 2016 3:50

Slutty clothing is far sexier. That's why there's a Victoria's Secret. You can see everything through a sheer body stocking, yet it's still sexier than nude.

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