Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
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darth1 18
You should have just straight up said no.
JR_Goes_Rawr 11
That guy is pretty smart to trick you into revealing your lie. You could have told him you were holding your friends phone, or something like that.
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Comments (109)
panda_lou 11
If you don't want to tell them no straight up then why don't you just say sorry I don't hand out my number to guys I don't know. If he asks why just say I've had a problem before and I'm not looking for a repeat. If he keeps on just say I'm sorry and walk away.
Eivana 37
Tell him no, or tell him that the cell phone belongs to a friend.
Bebbo_fml 21
I'm sure he got the message.
pastnastificatio 4
Hmmm not his first rodeo
DanielleinDC 34
You should have just said no and if he persisted, given him a fake number.
carminecris89 13
Just say you don't give your number out to strangers. I've given my email out when I didn't want to give my number.
KiddNYC1O 22
Way to keep it straight to the point!
misataylor86 10
I've made the same excuse before. But I didn't keep the phone on me. Lmao!
ughhseriouslywow 10
You should have told him it doesn't have service anymore and you only keep it around as a clock/calculater/camera.
Googolman 29
"Today, I asked a girl I met at a club for her phone number, and she said she didn't have a cell phone. Later, I asked her for the time. She checked on her cell phone. FML"