By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
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smackaroonial 20

Put febreeze on it. According to the commercials you can cover up anything, even the *****. Just make sure to walk around blindfolded so you don't have to see it.

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JuliaaNoelle 26

Haven't you all realized that these shit puns aren't funny anymore

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Ahmad69a 10

You could say, he scared the shit out of it.

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ShenaniganNinja 20

I was gonna say this brings new meaning to the phrase "losing your shit" Yours also works. :)

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worldclassrager 39

I thought this was going to be cute until the end...I hope your boyfriend cleans that up

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Mrwhispels 9

sorry OP! I hope the stains come out and the scent goes away! Best of luck.

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JadeWinter 16

I feel bad for the poor kitten :/

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cutiepie600 8

that's one of the reasons I don't really like cats

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fuckthatcooldude 6

Hahaha this is now my favourite FML, thank you

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Parvati48 15

Aw poor cat, sorry to hear that OP. :(

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