Animals: Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept... - FML

By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

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smackaroonial 20

Thursday 13 November 2014 7:45

Put febreeze on it. According to the commercials you can cover up anything, even the *****. Just make sure to walk around blindfolded so you don't have to see it.

JuliaaNoelle 26

Thursday 13 November 2014 8:21

Haven't you all realized that these shit puns aren't funny anymore

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thing1andthing2 8

Saturday 13 December 2014 8:41

Cats squirt from their anal glands when they are nervous, stressed or scared. The liquid is pretty foul stuff that is hard to wash from your body, clothes or anything else. Cats usually expel it when they defecate but they can sometimes become blocked. If your cat squirts often, it might need to have its anal glands expressed by the vet.

Lars93 18

Thursday 18 December 2014 23:23

lol

Awesomeironman2 15

Thursday 5 November 2015 4:05

If you read the FML the wrong way, it wasn't the cat that had loose bowels.

Awesomeironman2 15

Thursday 7 April 2016 6:23

And above me, you'll see everyone making "shitty" puns.

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