bstent
United States
Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. FML
Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. FML
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bstent 4
I honestly wasn't hugging him that hard.. We had just eaten and he's really skinny, so that probably had a lot to do with it lol
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njgohard 16
Might want to ease up on arm day.
TMastaFresh 10
Damn maybe turn some of that passion into a kiss haha
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devildog562 33
Aww he spilled his guys for you. How touching.
Ki11erC 18
Pretty sure his guys were still in their sack.
devildog562 33
Guts but for some reason guts is auto corrected to guys try it ....
juturnaamo 29
Maybe you should lay off the 'roids.
BasedComment 15
Love sick. ?
Katthebamf 29
Might wanna lay off the spinach, Popeye!
ahippienamedrae 10
Not to criticize you, but how the hell does that even happen?
Gabilliam 19
Is your name Bruce Banner, per chance? "Don't make me hug you...you won't like me when I hug you..."
BreadTruck123 6
made my day lol
PenguinBitch 44
"Hey Gf, do you even lif.........yupp *squeaky voice*"
Frenchtony 17
He's too weak, the offsprings he'll give you won't survive natural selection...
LostInTheZone11 29
Really big bear hug.
worldclassrager 41
Lay off the weight lifting a bit... Well you now know the limit...and that's a a good thing I guess I can say