Miscellaneous: Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things...

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 09:43 - United States

Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By Damnsoup - 03/07/2009 00:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

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sandracore 15

Tuesday 11 January 2011 16:01

i hate roommates

primadonna9396 16

Wednesday 12 January 2011 22:17

I know right? Sensibly budgeting for a baby is so ridiculous. It's much better to rent a place you can't afford and just raise your kid on welfare and food stamps. It might be in the scummiest most ghetto part of the neighborhood, but at least you have your own place...right?

Comments

lorienleaflady 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 7:29

YDI for living with such terrible people in the first place.

Skallhatha 5

Wednesday 12 January 2011 8:23

To everybody saying YDI for having roommates while being pregnant: You're all ignorant asshats. Maybe she just found out, and hasn't had time to move out yet. This is an FML any way you look at it - she's obviously feeling the physical stress of pregnancy, so her mother came to help her relax a bit, and her roommates ruined everything. There is no way anybody deserves that kind of treatment. Although I do agree that I think it's time for you to move OP. Roughhousing roommates are definitely not baby-friendly.

Kim15051992 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 11:20

What a bunch of selfish bastards.. Kick em out..

olbrocko 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 14:32

I bet they shat everywhere too.

KayleighRenee 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 14:58

wow stupid roommates. don't they have any respect for the pregnant?! I mean really do they even help you out?

structuredchaoz 4

Wednesday 12 January 2011 17:21

Sounds like it's time to get rid of the roomates. Having a kid in tow, that's only going to make things harder when they eat up all the food in the house.

lottiebearx 10

Wednesday 12 January 2011 22:08

Why does she have to be old to be having a child? She could easily be in her 20-30s, or even a few years below.

Sakaragi 0

Friday 10 June 2011 8:47

I've had horrible roomates before. makes me wonder who the hell raised their kids to be horrible inconsiderate assholes.

jewelsfml 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 17:33

everyone judging her telling her to grow up...u don't know if she isn't married and her husband gone so friends r staying w her yo help out. she's already knocked up no need to stress her out. if u wanna judge fine,but dont go telling her off when u don't know her story. hang in there girl