Work: Today, as a customer was trying on some outfits, I looked over... - FML

By Yapanesedidwhat - 16/11/2009 07:00 - Canada

Today, as a customer was trying on some outfits, I looked over at her husband for his opinion. The response I got? Him licking his lips. Just then his wife looked up to see me gawking at him in shock. She yelled at me to close my legs and stop checking out her man. FML

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Tuesday 17 November 2009 10:57

All the employees in our store have to 'shop' with our customers. That includes showing them different styles, starting up fitting rooms for them AND offering our opinions WHEN asked to by customers. She tried on an out fit and she asked her husband AND me (since you know.. I do 'work' in a CLOTHING STORE)..for our opinions. Since her husband didn't say anything.. I looked over to see why he was so quiet. Instead of paying attention to his wife.. he was too busy eyeing me like a creep while licking his lips. It doesn't take a genious to figure out what his d--k head was thinking. And what was I doing "IN" the fitting room.. uh have you never seen people WORKING by the fitting rooms? Ever stop to think she came OUT of the fitting room to show her outfit?....jjeeeeezzz people....

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DarkKnyte 0

Monday 16 November 2009 16:39

Customer's husband wants the OP, is very obvious about it. When customer sees look on OP's face, she gets offended & blames OP for the awkwardness. Customer is blind to both OP's discomfort & her cheating husband.

Jewelofagal 2

Monday 16 November 2009 16:43

The husband and wife deserve each other -- he's disgusting and she's delusional.

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Baller_Bob 17

Thursday 20 March 2014 20:42

That's when you punch her in the ******

katrinakae1 5

Wednesday 21 May 2014 5:46

Why were your legs open? Haha, do you usually look to people for their opinion like that?!

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 24 November 2021 1:44

He sounds like a pig.

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