Today, after working 12 hours, my scooter broke down 2 miles from home. I had to walk myself and my scooter home all uphill. My boyfriend and his friends drove by, honked and kept going. FML
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For those of you who said ydi, shit I guess I did! I do have a car but I prefer to spend 3 dollars in gas a month rather that 150!! I work at a restaurant on the waterfront bartending all day so I was tired after a brutal day. When I said it was uphill, I meant uphill, not a gradual incline. It was steep! and very late at night when my EXboyfriend drove by. I certainly didnt look like I chose to walk a moped up a mountain! Thanks guys!
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LizetteBerenice 22
Time for a new boyfriend.
soccerstar1996 18
So I guess he doesn't feel that phenomenal post-poop feeling when he's around you
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sunnyray812 42
He'll regret it when you don't answer his calls and texts for a few days.
abhi95 31
Don't answer calls or te... Excuse me!! I think she should dump his ass. Immediately!
b00kn3rd 14
Back in my day I had to walk to school uphill both ways in freezing -10 degrees without pants on. You'll be alright. Think of it as good exercise and laugh it off. But then next time he needs oxygen cause you're strangling him....
fluffywaspluka 7
#13, How on earth do you walk uphill “Both ways?” Surely if it's uphill one way, it's downhill the other.
dingleberrysteve 6
if back in your day means 2004....
glabberfasted 16
89 - That's the joke. I thought this was a pretty common "saying?" Like, "back in my day, we had to walk 15 miles in the snow, uphill both ways."
slytherbitch 15
#111 - And barefoot. Can't forget that!
ExoticWaffles 14
What a dick. If you actually decide to stay with him, you need to teach him how the **** to respect you.
EvilLittleMan 23
The next time your wonderful boyfriend wants to ride your cooter, tell him it's broken down and that he will need to wank.
ShadowSneaker360 16
Haha dat typo
expectcriticism 13
it wasn't a typo idiot
uarudeassbitchyo 17
Those bitches !
booda44 7
Slash his tires and make him walk his car to a tire shop
brandoneyez1 25
Not much of a boyfriend. The scooter is not ur biggest problem.
lemontreee 11
Your boyfriend sounds extraordinary.
Zelphoric 25
Extraordinarily rude that is
Edumcg 24
Climb on his back with your scooter and make him walk that same uphill. I hope you are missing some info, there are a million things he could've thought you were doing. I hope your scooter is ok and not totally broken
StompinOnCrayons 15
Set up a date, miles away from his house, and scoot off while he waits at the table. When he pays the bill, on the back of the reciept write " We're over " and don't forget to order the most expensive menu item ( truffles, gold leaf, lobster )