By et510 - 20/07/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, after work, I parked in the parking lot I go to every day to let heavy traffic go by. As I was about to leave, two cops suddenly yanked me out of the car and arrested me for "stocking," as they spelled it on the report. Some paranoid girl thought I was parking there every day to watch her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 656
You deserved it 3 750

et510 tells us more.

It was a parking lot for a grocery store. My car is a beige '82 300D Mercedes. I don't think it looks that suspicious. I've never been in a car accident in my whole entire life, then when I moved to Georgia, I was in 3 within my first year living here. I didn't cause any of them. If that happened to you, you'd understand why I park in a parking lot to let the traffic go by. I know it sounds shady, but after I explained this to you, does it still sound shady? Apparently the cops think so.

Top comments

First, that chick is a psycho, second, why are american cops so aggressive?! I read so often on here that they arrest people when they did like, nothing (bad). WTH?

heyyou1203 0

i'm not sure what's funnier, the fact that having a regular parking space warrants an arrest, or the fact that the cops spelled stalking "stocking." regardless, they're obviously idiots and i don't exactly feel safe knowing they're the ones protecting me.

Comments

wow...u guys are stupid, the dude clearly wrote "stocking", as they spelled it on the report' so clearly u all need to learn how to read...

this_is_llama 0

Oh my gosh someone who can actually read :D

RKD 23

"Stocking?" A good lawyer can probably get you off on a technicality. Or you can get it expunged. There are ways to get around it, but it will cost! You can make it though, don't give up!

stocking? you mean "stalking" right?

STOCKING!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA THAT IS SO HILARIOUS ::::D

Leatherandlace 0

FYI, "stalking" is the verb, "stocking" is the noun.

rudymex2003 0
Omgplz 3
Mourningstar 4