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By M_Giroux55 - 17/12/2016 17:26

Today, after taking four entrance tests, and being promised an interview in the next week, I was told they didn't actually have a position for me to apply for. I can't apply again anywhere else until next year. FML

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shortcake563 21

Sunday 18 December 2016 8:33

on the plus side if u meant next yr as in 2017 is only about 2 weeks away

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shortcake563 21

Sunday 18 December 2016 8:33

on the plus side if u meant next yr as in 2017 is only about 2 weeks away

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