Today, after not moving at work all day, I decided to be healthy and walk home. Now my thighs are numb from rubbing together. FML
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Today, trying to exercise and be more healthy, I went for a walk but I developed a friction thigh rash. The rash is so bad I will likely not be able to get on another walk for days. FML
Today, I participated in a walk for charity. Even though I was supposed to walk 5K, I stopped after 3K because the pain from my thighs rubbing together nearly sent me to tears. FML
Today, my thighs started chafing 3 hours before the end of my work shift. Now they burn no matter what I do. I still have an 8-hour shift tomorrow and I can barely walk. To make it worse, my mom's only words of advice involved me losing weight so it "doesn't happen again". FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Today, after a long day at work, my legs were aching by the time I got home. Tired, I tried to go to bed early. Now the only thing preventing me from sleeping is the pain in my legs. It’s 4 a.m. now and no luck. FML
Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
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fifi125 21
Look at the bright side, if your thighs touch you're one step closer to becoming a mermaid!
Muppet_B 3
Build new good habits and keep walking. A sedentary lifestyle is far more dangerous than an active one. Think of your heart health and keep walking.
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Comments (48)
Fuhkyoo 17
all that friction will melt the pounds away
Rodgerdodger17 15
Buy chafing cream from Walmart
Diamond_don 18
Thunder thighs
bambisapphic 18
Dude, have you seen your profile pics?
kashers 11
omg burnnnn. apply ice to burnt areas!
Rismint 6
There are products to prevent too much friction. You could use translucent make-up powder, but i know there are also other alternatives
samlovesham1234 9
I feel your pain. I get this mostly during summer and it hurts like hell!
wmayrhofer 18
That's nothing compared to the sore muscles you'll have tomorrow. It's all part of exercising. Welcome to the team
SAPAEPICITY 11
There's this blessed thing called gold bond friction defense. It's in a yellow tube looks like deodorant. Get some
loniraye 3
use deodorant as an anti-chafing agent...it works wonders! don't let something so silly stop you from walking around! :)
Tiny_Nerd 14
Thick-legged chick who run/walks a lot here. Put solid deodorant on the inside of your thighs before walking.
sylvienoir 18
better then being raw