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By carless - 28/06/2016 00:08 - United States - Gadsden

Today, after having just got my car back from the mechanic I got stuck on the side of the freeway in the middle of nowhere because my car started overheating and all fluids started boiling. FML

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CloudNiner 13

Wednesday 29 June 2016 11:35

They do stuff like that purposely

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 14:00

That must have had you fumng!

CloudNiner 13

Wednesday 29 June 2016 11:35

They do stuff like that purposely

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