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annie_nk Tooele, United States

Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML

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This is my FML. It was chicken, which we have an abundance of and generic 2-ply.

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Black Friday

70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.

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WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?

Steal the game and hide it.

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The question remains to be asked.... was it Charmin Ultrasoft? Because that shit is amazing.

you know, oral sex is a perfect last minute gift

This is precisely why during celebrations like Christmas, Birthdays etc.. I & my gf choose to talk openly about gifts & only buy what d other truly needs. We surprise each other all year round.

Will you marry me!?

You deserve it for marrying him

CharresBarkrey 16

Therefor, you deserve every bad thing that happens to you because you know the person who did it.

I'm sorry - even with the toilet paper being a joke and Ramen what you craved while you were pregnant, Ramen would be something you get in your stocking at the most. He really sucks in the gift giving department. What a cheapskate that made 0 effort! I would still be mad. If you don't make it really clear that you are hurt by this expect more gifts like these in the future.

A lot of people would actually prefer a meaningful gift instead of an expensive one. Since you read her comment saying why he gave those gifts you should know that she did make it clear that she was hurt and he apologized. I think if she clued in to the joke when she unwrapped the gift she wouldn't have been hurt at all. He did make an effort, it just didn't turn out well...making 0 effort would have been getting OP nothing at all.

Were you still eating waffles during the *******?

babyshaft408 8

That's messed up. I love video games. But women love diamonds. So there's an exchange that is needed by both parties.

So after you confronted him and he apologized, did he give you a real gift? I know you said his gifts had meaning to him, but I think a massage or some sort of reciprocation is in order here.

No shit! You got toilet paper?