Work: Today, after finishing an essay at the library, I fell asleep... - FML

By systematicpanic - 20/03/2014 16:48 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, after finishing an essay at the library, I fell asleep and had a dream about the essay crawling out through my laptop screen and trying to kill me. I woke by the librarian shaking me and telling me to stop screaming. I was mortified. FML

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systematicpanic 11

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:43

I'm in second year of uni, and it was a nap i took to psyche myself up for starting the next essay I have to submit by Monday :P so yeah stress is the word!

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TokiW117 10

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:08

Shouldn't Spongebob have taught you not to fall asleep writing an essay?

melkymac101 17

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:10

That's a killer essay

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wellyouknow 9

Saturday 22 March 2014 8:05

Seriously though, stress dreams are the worst! And the most real ones (at least for me) always have to do with school! Sorry it happened to you so publicly though OP!

ak_kadie 5

Sunday 30 March 2014 19:37

awesome

JustNatalie 8

Monday 14 April 2014 10:43

I dreamed I got an A on my essay I turned in last friday and got into university on my first try..

teddd14beat 13

Sunday 12 April 2015 20:00

collage students be like..

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