Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going." She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
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Top comments
amrik 11
you should have took his dick and shoved it up her nose!
Iknoweverything 29
This is the first time I DIDN'T vote YDI. Not that any of you care, but I actually feel genuinely terrible for this girl. And I'm going to make it all about me by making sure all of you know how I feel.
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Comments (279)
coolwhiplova 1
Dude man that really sucks now don't it!!!!! :) but then again that's life
morganlg123 2
i hope you kicked his butt, dumped him and told your best friend to go f-herself.
vegan_muffin 5
She probably was looking for her contact. His penis probably poked her in the eye and made it fall out. Makes total sense to me.
teague95 16
after i read the first line i thought the whole fml was a rap, but it wasn't and you disappointed me ):
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
I kinda got excited too :(
PurpleChick96 3
your boyfriends a man hoe. and your "best friend" is a back stabbing *****.
o76923 8
Why do people even make up this kind of lie? I mean there's no chance it'll work, why not just admit "yeah, I'm sucking your boyfriend's dick."
mightymart 5
wow, thats the lamest and oldest excuse in the book, Come on
Zakirsd_fml 5
She was looking for them..... With her mouth
Turianmoose 0
Atleast now you know
at1325 0
ing on you with your best friend and too add insult to injury they both think your a ****** idiot because they thought you would believe their bullshit. fyl.