Miscellaneous: Today,after cleaning the house and buying my mom a very expensive...

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By fuckyoudad - 16/02/2016 02:06 - United States - Port Charlotte

Today,after cleaning the house and buying my mom a very expensive necklace for her birthday, I went to take out the trash.When I came back in my dad was giving the necklace to my mom and taking credit for cleaning the house.FML

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