By thanksdoc - 24/06/2013 22:12 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after asking my psychiatrist about natural alternatives to medication for my depression, she replied, "Why not Zoidberg?" FML
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thanksdoc 3

Yes, my psychiatrist is a boss. She did the impression spot on without looking up from her notes, which was hilarious. Woopwoopwoopwooooop

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rg350dx 29

Did she then proceed to walk sideways out of the room wailing WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP?

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I think she was just trying to make you laugh, which helps against depression, been there, done that. Bad timing however...

ElisaVanni 1

I have been reading FML for years, but I had to sign in just to comment on this. I was in a similar situation last year. I asked my psychiatrist what else I could eat than medication and he said medication was the only option. I started to find out information on my own. The pills don't increase your serotonin levels at all. They just make sure the little serotonin you have goes to your brain. Serotonin is made in your intestines. Omega 3 and amino acid by albumen make your intestines make more serotonin. I'm now eating half of the medication I ate last winter and I will be able to stop eating the pills later this summer. That is all because of I put my nutrition in order. I am rebuilding my life as well. I left my old job and now I want to work with things that support my and other peoples well being. In addition for other things I do, I also sell the supplements I eat myself. They are proofed by GMP-standard and patented. It is some kind of a special mission of mine to help people realise there are other options than drugs. OP feel free to e-mail me. Elisa

Raivyn_Grimm 9

This comment kind of just killed the entire joke.

This is why there is now messaging available.

venus89 17

Could tell you to see things like spongebob

Hahaha. Laughter is the best medicine... :P

Depression is just a made up illness created by big pharmaceutical companies so they can pump you full of expensive mind-numbing drugs. Just suck it up and quit whining.

xmlguy 14

All those years in medical school, and this is the advice I get? Blughidihlgidgldgdd ...

goldieglock 5

That's the most amazing response ever! Who would make that an FML? That's more like a my life is amazing and my doctor rules

Late_night83 25

Get a puppy or a kitten, it helps tremendously!