Today, after admitting he had feelings for me, my crush returned from out of town. He'd said that while he was gone, he'd meet people, but only think of me. He came back no longer single. He's known her for 4 days. We've known each other for 6 years. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Take your time
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Missed connections
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
You tried
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
Love is hell
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Broken heart
Today, my crush DM-ed my best friend, asking her to meet "without me knowing about it." We had been meeting occasionally for at least 8 years. In fact, a few days ago I'd told him that I was going to be in his town and he replied that he wouldn't be there that day. FML
He has a type
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Today, I talked to my high school sweetheart after 12 years. He confessed that he's been single ever since we broke up, never got over me, and that to this day he loves me dearly. I'm a married mother of two. FML
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Commander223 9
What a dick..
1awliet 8
Wow that sucks. When she breaks up with him and he comes running to you, ignore him :)
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Comments (199)
SmittyJA24 26
He got married? To a gal he's only known for 4 days? WTF.....
CaptainJackCat 5
Like 134, I'm confused as to where you got that little tidbit.
ladeizy 0
What an asswipe
bizarre_ftw 22
Hurray!!!! I was the 1994th "your life sucks"!! That's my birth year!!! In a strange little way this makes me happy, like others are happy when they are the 69th commenter, etc... Yay! ^_^
boardforlife 0
Sorry but u should have made your move guys can't wait forever
theFullmonty1394 4
http://i.imgur.com/smE0W.gif
Commander223 9
Thanks for scarring me for life, dickhat.
hateevryone 15
move on honey. he was never meant for you.
Arimaetheshammy 6
Make a move, seriously. If you don't there's no saying he will.
Unluckyducks1870_fml 4
That sucks, try finding a better guy.
pistolepetey 0
She was probably just easy and gave great head u just keep practicing
theultimatenoob 0
I see an opportunity for a 3sim