Today, after a particularly difficult late night workout at the gym, I decided to shower in the locker room. I must have passed out, because I later woke up naked, surrounded by police after someone called to report a dead body in the shower. FML
wetandnaked tells us more.
OP here: Doctor says it's most likely due to the low blood pressure I didn't know I had prior to that visit. He suggested I include more salt in my diet, and that's about it. Also, I woke up with a towel draped over me, I'm definitely female, and no, the soap didn't smell like chloroform hahaha.
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person961 9
Did the soap smell like chloroform?
ryukensfj 5
Damn glad you're ok and didn't get raped or a concussion.
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Chopin_and_tofu 3
Failed episode of Law & Order?
Chopin_and_tofu 3
How did you fall asleep in the shower? Are you sure you weren't raped? Why didn't the person who called in check for a pulse? Did she even attempt to wake you up? So many questions...
AcieMcG 21
Haha terrible
javelinthrower 6
I am not entirely sure but I think because of the low blood pressure, your pulse was very weak and unless you are trained or very calm ( which whoever found was probably freaking out) it is hard to find a pulse
driinkbleach 18
how did you fall asleep standing up in the shower?
unlucky_lucy 17
Was the humiliation radiating off of you when you woke up? I bet it did
KoiTheKewlKid 20
Naked and afraid