wetandnaked
San Bernardino, United States
Today, after a particularly difficult late night workout at the gym, I decided to shower in the locker room. I must have passed out, because I later woke up naked, surrounded by police after someone called to report a dead body in the shower. FML
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person961 9
Did the soap smell like chloroform?
ryukensfj 5
Damn glad you're ok and didn't get raped or a concussion.
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perdix 31
Did they sing "Roxanne" and "Don't Stand So Close to Me" to you?
idoam 8
Ah. Took me a bit to get the joke. Here I was trying to figure out what student/teacher sex had to do with dead bodies in showers.
Drizzelhell 3
At least naked guys where not standing over you.
KiddNYC1O 22
Bukkake?
jaredofmo 22
Don't you hate it when that happens?
bspiper87 7
So are you posting this in your after life? If not then thats cool...if so then thats cool too, that if i die i still have FML.com to look foward to
cheefer 0
The paramedics thought they were going to have to squat and dead-lift you out of the shower. Luckily, you were able to decline their help. You dumbbell.
galt 13
Your shower was to hot, I get that aswell :/ it's bad
WhyAmUHere 19
Maybe you were dead, and now you're a zombie.
krewer21 1
Take the trip, get a rape kit done! Be sure be aware!
perdix 31
Did your butt hurt? If so, it was probably from all those squats you did and nothing that I did to you while you were passed out. Yeah, that's it.
day624 14
What the hell did you do?